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Proofreading is Dying

Actual headlines and that appeared in newspapers across the country.

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge. He probably IS the battery charge!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter. Say, whaaat?!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over. What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death. No-good-for-nothing’ lazy, so-and-so’s!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace. I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. No joke!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. Who would have thought!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group. Weren’t they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft. That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks. Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors. Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is…

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
Is thaaaaaat right?!

Now it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and share this with someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh… at least once a day !



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