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The Singing Pastor

This is from a retired Lutheran Pastor of the Missouri synd. It’s clean and funny. It would put a whole new spin on Sunday sermons!

One Sunday morn, a pastor decided to do something a little different.

He said ‘Today, in church, I am going
to say a single word and you are going to
help me preach.
Whatever single word I say,
I want you to sing whatever hymn
that comes to your mind —
the pastor shouted out
‘CROSS.’

Immediately the congregation started
singing in unison,
‘THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.’

The pastor hollered out ‘GRACE.’

The congregation began to sing

‘AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.’

The pastor said ‘POWER.’

The congregation sang

‘THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.’

The Pastor said

‘SEX’

The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock.
They all nervously began to look around at each other
afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of
the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother
stood up and began to sing
‘PRECIOUS MEMORIES.’

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

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